Washington DC Strip Clubs: Soul Caliber V: The Game You’ll Love To Rent


Written on February 6, 2012 – 5:50 pm | by ginger

Patrokolos is an agent for some evil guy who, ten minutes into the game, betrays our hero. Patrokolos then goes to join the rebels and continue his quest for his sister.  Along the way, he encounters Soul Edge and Soul Calibur, two all-powerful swords roughly the size of a car that bind all good and evil in the world or some malarkey like that.  
Look, I know that Soul Calibur is not about plot in the slightest, but this plotline reeks of cliché and epically bad dialogue. I’m beginning to wonder if Namco even bothers to hire writers or if they just make someone in graphics design pound something out at the last minute.  
Quick side note: Soul Calibur is still very much into the idea of having women dress like strippers to do battle with swords. I was quite shocked at first because they had backed off on some of the iconic female characters’ outfits, but then a clone of Sophitia came waltzing out with nothing left of her ever more revealing outfit but a tiny white bikini and a shower curtain on.  

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