Washington DC Adult Entertainment: Olympic Gold Medals Bad for America says Dick Cheney
Written on February 26, 2010 – 10:49 am | by larrylibido
Fox News and most of the conservative media agreed with Cheney. Glenn Beck said, “It’s a communist conspiracy. Our young folks are being infected and misdirected. Get them out of there!” On the Shaun Hannity show, Sarah Palin said simply, “Nuke em!” and added, ” I can see Canada from my front porch!”
In other breaking news, Goldman Sachs announced today that they are laying off seven United States Senators and fifteen Congressmen. The CEO of Sachs said in a statement, “This is not, in any way, an implied criticism of these patriotic legislators or their abilities. They have earned every dime we have paid them. This is a cost cutting measure only and the fact is, they are not needed any more. We are grateful for their service to us and to their country. To this end, we are giving each of them a golden parachute of $500,000 plus their normal use of the corporate jets, golf club memberships, and unlimited use of The DC escort services.